PIRONG

PIRONG is what happens when classic Pong grows up, makes terrible decisions and develops self-esteem problems.

The rule is simple:

The more you hit it, the bigger it gets.

Return the ball, grow your paddle, build your ego and try not to lose control of the situation.

Sounds easy.

It is not.

The bigger you get, the harder it becomes to move. The faster the rally gets, the worse your decisions become. And eventually, some very suspicious power-ups start showing up.

WHAT TO EXPECT

• Classic Pong gameplay, but with deeply questionable life choices
• Your paddle gets bigger after successful hits
• Bigger paddle = bigger ego
• Bigger ego = worse mobility
• Ball speed keeps increasing
• Sarcastic messages constantly judging your performance
• Power-ups that may improve things... or destroy your dignity
• English and Brazilian Portuguese
• Windows and Android support
• Touch controls on mobile
• Sound toggle
• Absolutely unnecessary levels of confidence

POWER-UPS

VIAGRA Temporary overconfidence.

Your paddle gets much bigger for a while.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Because when the effect ends, there may be consequences.

BROXOU Sometimes life is cruel.

Sometimes your paddle suddenly becomes smaller.

This is one of those times.

BLACK MAMBA The final form of confidence.

Massive size. Massive ego. Terrible mobility.

You wanted power.

Now deal with it.

HOW TO PLAY

WINDOWS

Move your paddle using:

Mouse or A / D

Do not let the ball pass your side.

Every successful return increases your paddle size.

As your ego grows, your mobility gets worse, so being huge is not always as useful as it sounds.

Press ESC or use the pause button to pause the game.

Use the X button when you are ready to admit defeat.

ANDROID

Swipe left or right to move your paddle.

Keep the ball alive.

Try not to panic when everything starts getting faster.

Use the pause button to pause the game.

Use the X button or the Android back gesture/button to open the exit confirmation.

Yes, the game asks if you really want to leave.

It has abandonment issues.

OBJECTIVE

Score points by making your opponent miss the ball.

Simple enough.

But remember:

More hits = more size. More size = more ego. More ego = less mobility. Less mobility = bad decisions.

And that is basically how PIRONG works.

Good luck.

You are going to need it.